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From Parrots to Prose

A version of this story appeared in Total Annarchy, my fortnightly newsletter that helps you be a better writer, storyteller, marketer. Get it in your inbox; you’ll love it. * * * I was in a planning meeting last week with a client—with the CEO (we’ll call her Jack Sparrow) and a VP (we’ll call him Paulie). Everything that Jack Sparrow said, Paulie would repeat… slightly rephrased. “We should probably ask the Sales Team to weigh in,” Jack Sparrow said at one point. “We should run it up the flagpole,” echoed Paulie. A bit later: “Then again, no one actually makes rational decisions,” Jack Sparrow said. “We are ruled by our emotions,” Paulie added. Paulie didn’t add anything new to the conversation. It was like being on a Zoom with a parrot. Perched on Jack’s shoulder, Paulie restated what had already entered our earholes. He squawked away. The meeting dragged.

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