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This past Thursday my friend Jay Schwedelson and I hosted a LinkedIn Live called MythBusters: Marketing Edition.
Our goal—like that of the Discovery Channel’s classic show MythBusters—was to debunk some long-held legends and beliefs, fantasies and fables, kitsch and cliché.
MythBusters: Marketing Edition was a fast 30 minutes. We didn’t get to de– half the -bunk we’d planned. Nor could we spend too much time on each.
Showbiz, ya know.
So today! Let’s you and I get back on set…
[THEME MUSIC SWELLS. QUICK SEQUENCE OF YOU AND I DONNING PROTECTIVE EARMUFFS AND SAFETY GOGGLES]
[VOICEOVER] Like all great myths, these Marketing Myths contain a kernel of truth. The problem comes when the kernel sprouts and spreads like knotweed, choking out better approaches in favor of the stuff that might grow quickly but unsustainably.
What is Marketing if not an ability to challenge assumptions, to question, to poke and dream and wonder? To rip out the knotweed? To tread new ground instead of falling into well-worn ruts?
[CUT TO YOU AND ME DWARFED BY A WALL OF COMPUTER MONITORS, MARKETING CHARTS, AND CLIPPY… waving from a corner]
So TOGETHER!… let’s blow some myths up! With science. Data analysis. A/B testing. Expert interviews. Vibes. And one or two explosions.
[DRAMATIC MUSHROOM CLOUD DISPERSES TO REVEAL THE TITLE CARD]
MYTHBUSTERS: MARKETING EDITION
…Take 2, Part 1, starts now!
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>>> MYTH 1: Social media is “rented land” and not worth it.
The first part of this myth is not a myth—social media is rented land, in fact. But the second part is the mythiest of myths.
Social is worth it. But only with realistic goals and expectations and the right approach.
Social media generates less than 2% of a company website’s traffic (on average).
So… not worth it! See? Close chapter. End of story. [LIGHT MATCH; POISE TO TORCH TWITTER/X]
Hold up…!!! Not so fast.
Here’s the deal:
Social media has NEVER been about instant conversion. It’s about:
- Awareness
- Discovery
- Meet-and-greet
- Engagement
- Subscription
- Conversion (however you define it)
Me explaining my PEA metric to an amused Jay Schwedelson.
>>> MYTH 4: OWBR is a time-sink; encouraging response would deliver an overwhelming amount of mail.
This is the pushback I get whenever I talk about OWBR. My response: Would it though?
Lemme drop some math:
This newsletter has gotten as many as 1,800 new subscribers over the course of a month.
1,800 new subscribers >
1,470-ish of them open my Welcome email (82% of new subs) >
630-ish respond to the Welcome email (43% of openers) >
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20-ish responses per day, on average
I would spend just a few seconds on reading/writing back on each response—say, 30 seconds. Tops. That comes out to about 10 minutes a day.
You don’t have to have a plan in place to write back, of course. But if you’re asking for a response… well, why not?
Does that make it sound more manageable? Do I have 10 minutes a day to work on nurturing an engaged list? Yes, I do.
Do you have 10 minutes a day? Your call.
You become what you focus on.
P.S. Other than those responding to the Welcome email, about 100 readers are inspired enough to write to me after each newsletter issue. That’s an average of about 7 emails per day. At 30 seconds per response… well, this time you do the math.
>>> MYTH 5: Weekends are bad for B2B marketing or content.
Maybe. But before you erase weekends off your editorial calendar… ask yourself: Where do you want your reader to be when they access your content? What frame of mind would they be in, ideally?
Picture them in your mind.
Are they at their desks, zipping through the day’s work? Or are they on their back deck, relaxing with a morning coffee and your letter?
Do you need to inspire a quick action? Is it a quick sprint? Or a longer meander?
Are you reading this on a Sunday? If so, hit reply and tell me.
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[VOICEOVER] Thank you for joining Part 1 of this expanded, two-part installment of MythBusters: Marketing Edition. See you next time for Myths 6 to 11, when we tackle the age-old myth: No one reads 11-point emails.
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