When you make your fired employee announce their replacement.
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Wander through LinkedIn with me and together we’ll trip over pundity post after post talking about the Big Shifts in marketing, writing, communications. (Full disclosure: I’ve written some of them.)
You might see:
- Traditional SEO is dying.
- Our businesses are getting less love (and therefore less traffic) from Google.
- AI is upending <waves arms vaguely at sky> everything.
“If a CMO went to sleep in 1994 and woke up today, she’d think she was on another planet. “And she’d be right. “What used to be the coloring-in department is now a joyless pipeline sweatshop…. “The Senior VP of Ideation has been replaced by three MarTech geeks and an LLM.”The sound of hoofprints: Velocity crafts a point of view by world-building. “World-building” is a literary device that refers to how authors create a fictional world in which their story takes place. Here, Velocity beautifully drops us into the “new world” of B2B marketing:
- “Joyless pipeline sweatshop”—so visceral, so real. You can almost fill your lungs with the hot, stuffy air and hear the hiss of machine pistons firing.
- “3 MarTech geeks and an LLM” echoes the opening to a joke, as in “3 geeks and an LLM walk into a bar,” which only reinforces how much the joke is on that Rip Van Winkle of a CMO, walking into this new world.
“Karen, you did it! “It was just a Routine day at our office when all of a sudden, Ruby jumped on top of her desk and looked at the entire office in disbelief. ‘We’ve officially made it,’ she said—’Karen just ordered from us!’ “The entire office erupted in applause, and Sam did a plank for three minutes to work off some of the adrenaline she was feeling. Don’t Stop Believing started blaring from the speakers as we popped a bottle of champagne and raised a glass to you.”The sound of hoofprints: Back in 1998, CD Baby founder Derek Sivers pioneered the idea of an over-the-top confirmation email. He tells the story here. Derek’s self-described goofy 20-minute email inspired thousands of companies to rethink their own transactional emails. But many more have not—even a little bit—which is why approaches like this STILL stand out. (Even the Big Shift people begrudgingly nod along.) As Derek writes: “When you’re thinking of how to make your business bigger, it’s tempting to try to think all the big thoughts and come up with world-changing massive-action plans. “But please know that it’s often the tiny details that really thrill people enough to make them tell all their friends about you.” Tiny details that thrill. We talk about this in the best detail in Everybody Writes 2. 3. Email newsletter, from David BerkowitzDavid writes about the cramped quarters on an overnight train trip he and his daughter took.
“The trains had what we wound up calling ‘coffins’—there’s less space, and there are no windows, so it’s like traveling the country in an MRI machine.”Sounds of hoofprints: Yeah, but what’s it FEEL like? Not just “cramped.” Not “small.” Put your reader right into that narrow bed. Let them feel the panic rising in their gut. Have you ever been in coffin? I haven’t. But an MRI machine? Relatable. BTW—I asked David if his metaphor was his or suggested by the golden retriever of AI. His, he said. He also said he “workshopped” it a bit between telling others about the experience before writing about it: “A story that resonates well when I tell it will probably make it into the writing,” he said. Do you enjoy hearing this little bit of a writer’s creative process as much as I do?